Name: Benn Phua
Weight: 58kg
Height: 1.79m
Birthday: 9/12/1988
Expertise: Being an idiot


Likes:
- The O.C
- windsurfing
- drums
- the beach
- anything crazy
- backpacking


To-do list:
- more weight
- bigger biceps
- six-pack, again
- trip to UK, London
- contact lenses
- a new hairstyle and clothes
- a well-paid job, fast






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Jac
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Zhi Lun

Bad Joke #1

My visit to the doctor's yesterday was one to remember.

I stepped into the clinic and before I could say anything,
a nurse asked me, "So is this your first time?"

I almost replied, "Yes, I'm a virgin. Does that turn you on?"





Bad Joke #2

Don't worry about my eyes, people.

That's because I bought a new pair of eyeballs from The Body Shop.





Bad Joke #3

Singapore's 40th(wait, how old is Singapore again?) birthday is just around the corner.

Great, I'm looking forward to Propaganda National Day!



I mean, isn't it "interesting" to see:

- soldiers standing still
just like those guys who pretend to be statues, at amusement parks

- fighter jets flying past the stadium
when they fly over our heads every single day and annoy us with the noise, without fail

- commandos parachuting into the stadium
probably because they couldn't afford to take a bus there

- fireworks
same old, boring fireworks, but with 7% more GST added, this time round


Benn blogged at 10:50 PM