Friday, July 13, 2007
I'm a retard.
I'm a retard.
That's strange.
I'm strange.
Seriously, I've no idea why I'm getting so excited and hyped at the fact that
I'll be clubbing at Zouk with my friends tomorrow night.
Well, if you know me well enough,
you'd know that I'm not the sort who frequent clubs on a regular basis.
In fact, I hardly do.
See? I'm a mama's boy after all.
Anyway, I think it's about time I get myself a new hairstyle?
I want something unique and refreshing.
Definitely something... that can turn heads.
But with my short hair, so I guess my options are rather limited.
This is when you faggots come in handy.
Help me decide on the hairstyle that would look really good on me.
Make yourselves useful, slaves.
Note: You can leave me a tag, or a message in MSN.
Here's a random picture of my current hairstyle.
- Don't ask me what I was doing. Love candid shots.
And here are the new hairstyles I have in mind.
- That's the Ultra Man, an uncanny resemblance indeed. Except that I'm so much sexier.
- I call that the McDonald's. You don't have to be an idiot to see why.
And if all else fails...
- I love beanies. Don't I look so cute when I wear it?
Great, now that I'm all sexy
the guys in Zouk had better watch out.
They're up against some stiff competition here.
Heh.
Damn, I hope my mother doesn't get a hold of these pictures.
I know, I've a huge pimple on my nose and my eyes are red and sore
and I'm wearing a yellow shirt.
Go ahead, laugh at me.
I'm a freak with pimples on the nose
and I watch porn every night before I go to bed
and love wearing gay shirts.
Happy now?
Word-of-the-day
Club [club]
-noun
1. vodka and more vodka.
2. a place where ugly guys get the chance to grope girls.
Benn blogged at 12:15 PM