Sunday, July 15, 2007
A tragic Pokemon story.
A tragic Pokemon story.
It's half past 1 and I'm exhausted.
I've been trying to search for the elusive Mew the entire evening.
My efforts finally paid off when I found the legendary Pokemon,
after more than 2 hours of walking in the tall grass.
But I soon came to a realise one thing... that it was more than twice my Pokemon's level.
Most of my Pokemon were only level 19.
Oh my God.
Anyway, I'm assuming that Mew only had 3 moves.
(That's because that's all it ever uses.)
Confusion, Metronome and Transform.
So basically, Mew Confusion-ed the shit out of my first 5 Pokemon,
leaving me with my last one, Ivysaur.
To make things worse,
Mew transformed into Ivysaur, as if it was trying to taunt me.
- Notice that my Ivysaur is asleep, no thanks to Mew's(mine, actually) Sleep Powder.
It wasn't long before the fake Ivysaur killed me.
And that's how Mew raped my Pokemon.
Now, that's f**ked up.
I swear, I'll avenge my Pokemon one day.
I guess, Mew's not that cute after all.
Word-of-the-day
F**ker [f**k-ker]
-noun, slang
1. a word used to describe Mew
2. an annoying and disgusting person.
Benn blogged at 1:35 AM