Sunday, July 15, 2007
Oh my f**king God?
Oh my f**king God?
Oh my God, I'm such an idiot!
(No, it's not about my Pokemon.)
You see, Fiona and I were texting each other last night,
and we had a pretty good time catching up.
A good conversation was something we didn't have for quite a while,
because her mother
is threatening the existence of her phone.
So anyway, she went to bed after 1 while I decided to stay up "a while longer".
I only started feeling drowsy after 4.
So, I finally decided to turn in for the night.
Then, I thought to myself, "Why don't I text Fiona a really sweet good-night message?"
Now, wouldn't that be sweet?
So I did.
And this was what I typed.
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Friendly
Inspirational
Obliging
Nice
Amusing
See, Fiona's major okay after all!
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And this was what I was typing.
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Friendly
Inspirational
O
N
Amusing
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Yes I know, I left out the 'O' and the 'N'
because I couldn't think of anything flattering
that starts with that alphabet.
But before I could finish typing the message, I fell asleep.
I woke up at 10 in the morning, with less than 6 hours of rest.
Had a strange dream,
dreamt that my pants tore when I was on my way to school, to sit for an exam.
And I ended up being late.
Note: I'm telling the truth, I did have that rather, funny dream.
When I woke up, I realised that I've screwed up, big time.
Tossing and turning in bed made me send the incomplete message to her by accident.
I've counted, and I have sent the same, incomplete message to her, 13 times.
Yes, 13 f**king times.
- This is really f**ked up.
And just when I thought the worst was over,
I realised that I've sent her a text message simliar to this one, a few weeks ago.
I know, you must be thinking, "What the f**k?"
I think, I'm losing my touch.
Then again, I think I'm just being me.
Benn blogged at 12:10 PM