Thursday, July 19, 2007
Came by to die.
Came by to die.
Guess what?
An unexpected guest dropped by in my room last night.
Literally.
So me, being a great host, decided to imprison it in a glass container.
Looks familiar?
Yes, it's one of those huge, annoying beetles
that give out that dreadful buzzing sound when it flies.
Anyway, it made a mistake when it decided to rest on my arm.
I freaked the f**k out and screamed like a girl.
It will pay for that.
- You're the most digusting piece of crap I've ever seen.
I figured that I could do anything I want with it,
since it's my prisoner now.
So I've decided, to have a little fun with it.
It's payback time.
After the beetle was humiliated,
I then went on to conduct a few "scientific experiments".
I sprayed my Hugo Boss perfume on the beetle, once.
It died in less than 15 minutes.
How tragic.
Benn blogged at 5:20 PM