Yes B, No E: Benn is an angry man.
Benn Is Mua!
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Benn is an angry man.

What a disappointing weekend.
Utterly disappointing.



As you all know, I was supposed to be partying and hanging out at Zouk last night,
having the time of my life.

But no, I didn't.



That's because my friends stood me up at the last minute.
None of them could make it, not even one.

But me, being the nice guy that I always am, didn't make a big fuss about it.
It's no biggie.



However, I refused to be stuck at home on a Friday night.
Because Friday night marks the start of the weekend,
and staying home just goes to show how boring your life is.

Note: This doesn't apply to you if you're grounded. You're grounded because you did something wrong, you bastard.



God forbid, anyone to be home on a Friday night, be it studying or watching CSI.
It's a sin, I tell you.

Anyway, I managed to coax Mint out and suggested we go rock climbing.
So we did.





We had a great time, so that's a consolation, I guess.
Plus, I had something to look forward to.
Saturday.



That's because my friends(yes, the same group of people)
and I will be spending the day at Sentosa.

I was so excited when everyone told me that they would be there.

Then... guess what?





I got stood up, again.
What the f**k?



I don't really give a damn, if they are reasons/excuses.
I got stood up twice in two days, consecutively.

I'm such a loser.



So here I am, sitting down in front of my computer,
typing this stupid entry,
when I should be at Sentosa, getting a tan and ogling at girls in bikinis.

Note: I know, it's hard to believe that someone so gay(me, that is), is actually straight.



Sometimes, I think I'm too nice.
Bloody hell.



I'm dying of boredom and I've nothing to do.

I'm so sick of DotA.
I'm so sick of National Geographic.
I'm so sick of Spider Solitaire.
I'm so sick of porn.
(That's a really bad lie.)



So, allow me to tell you how I spent my Saturday afternoon.

This was what I was doing.



Yes, I was actually playing a f**king Pokemon game.
Well, I've started this afternoon, so keep the insults to yourself.

I've got a Mewtwo, so I guess I'm sexy.
But the question is, how do I catch Mew?


- Mew! Mew!

Doesn't that sound just makes you so... horny?





Edit:
My friends(yes, them again) told me that they'll be hanging out on Sunday night,
at 'The Mind Cafe'.
But I think it's only right that I stand them up, don't you think?
After all, I don't want a hat-trick, you know.

Benn blogged at 4:45 PM