Sunday, July 22, 2007
300 men, 600 breasts, 2400 abs.
300 men, 600 breasts, 2400 abs.
It's half past 5 in the morning now, but I'm still feeling rather hyped.
I've just finished watching 300, it was awesome.
What's 300 about?
Well, the story is about 300 hot, sexy, macho men with eight packs,
armed with spears and shields, roaring like gorillas.
Yes, that's what it's about.
I bet the actor who played the king must have lost his voice countless time,
from all that shouting that he was doing in the movie.
Poor king.
- I think the king could do a commerical for Strepsils.
But I've got to admit though,
I've never seen so many hot men with eight packs in a movie before.
The soldiers in the 'Lord of the Rings' were scrawny.
The soldiers in 'Troy' were too pathetic.
The soldiers in 'Star Wars' wore stupid white masks and shoots laser beams(like, what the hell?).
The soldiers in 'Narnia' were gay.
The soldiers in 'Harry Potter' were too nerdy.
(Wait, I don't think 'Harry Potter' had soldiers.)
And the Spartan breasts.
Damn, they look so firm and hard.
- Just look at the Spartan breasts and abs.
I'm so f**king envious.
I want Spartan breasts too.
Anyway, the fighting scenes were gory but that's the way we guys liked it.
I think this movie is no doubt, worth watching.
Really makes you feel like getting those Spartan breasts, eh?
Anyway, Fariz and I were on our way to Novena(don't ask why)
when our train stopped, for what seemed like 15 minutes.
Strange.
Then we saw this notice flashing when we reached Novena.
Stranger.
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So I figured...
1) that another stupid Singaporean committed suicide, again.
2) an old woman's leg got caught between the doors, again.
3) some faggot pressed the emergency button, again.
4) a dumb terrorist decided to bomb the MRT station, now that's something new for a change.
My mother told me that a person was being hit by the train, hence the delay.
Ha, what a f**king noob.
Edit:
My mother told me that the person died.
Gee, can anyone tell me what really happened on that day?
Benn blogged at 5:35 AM